An example of this was my pursuit of a Dutch lady in Amsterdam, who in spite of the fact that she irritated the hell out of me, I continued due to her epic boobs. They were good enough to star in a James Cameron movie. I had to get my hands on them at all costs. They were often prominently on display, and I single-mindedly was determined to free them from the captivity of their surroundings and enjoy them in their natural beauty. The things the Shallow Man would do to get his hands on a pair of valuable assets. In spite of having much better things to do, the Shallow Man sat through 48 minutes of the first episode of this show. The things I do for my readers! Adam Zoekt Eva Finding romance takes many forms. Swiping through profiles on tinder, online dating, standing still in a packed bar and waiting for the aggressive Dutch Antelope to pounce, or going to an Island off the coast of Panama, being surrounded by a film crew and meeting your potential partner naked as the day you were born, welcome to Adam zoekt Eva. The camera shows an aerial shot of beautiful clear water. It then zooms in on a raft, on which a woman sits and with a paddle and rows towards an Island. It then cuts to a man doing the same thing. They then strip off, and swim naked to the island. Where are the animal cruelty people when you need them? Nicollete Kluiver is the presenter. Thankfully, she remains fully clothed. The noise of nails being dragged against a blackboard, or the anguished sound of pain when a Dutchmen is asked to pay the bill on a first date. She has the kind of voice that people would pay money to sit as far away as possible from in a cafe or restaurant, and yet, there she is, on national TV. In the first episode we have Kathy, a 26 year old social worker, who in the past fell in love far too quickly, so has come on the programme looking to find the real thing. Desperate that at the ripe old age of 26 that her dreams of fame might not be fulfilled, she auditioned for a part on Adam Zoekt Eva. Kathy likes men with Lion King hair that drink beer. The male, Jorrit Pieter, seems quite genuine, as in genuinely naive. Actually the number one cause of accidents on bikes in Amsterdam currently is women swiping through tinder instead of paying attention to the road. Only joking, the Shallow Man is partial to lots of concrete, anyway, I digress, back to the show. Yet, on Adam Zoekt Eva, the first meeting of the couple takes place after they have swum to the Island, and as well as standing in front of each other naked, they both have…. No buts, they are going through with it First impressions So Jorrit and Kathy meet, check out each others bits, and were pleased with what they saw. At least there will be no legal issues later about false advertising. I do wonder about the idea of meeting each other in this way. The entire point of having dates with women is to eventually get them naked. As things progress, the anticipation of getting them out of their clothes is part of the excitement of the dating process. RTL5 of course, have cynically thrown in the naked bodies as a simple gimmick to get people to watch. The first episode had 800,000 viewers, but, the novelty of naked butts, wears off very quickly, and what we are left with is yet another tedious reality show, featuring people who are desperate to be on TV at all costs, and a TV production company that has run out of ideas and is simply retreading yet another variant of Big Brother. Replace Adam Zoekt Eva, with Utopia, Big Brother, De Gouden Kooi etc, etc, they are all experiments, in the desperation of people to do anything to be on TV. The quickest way to see people naked is to use tinder, even a bad date is less excruciating than sitting through forty eight minutes of cynical pap TV for the brain dead. No actors who failed to get a part in Goede Tijden Slechte Tijden were hurt during the writing of this post. For up to date information on the Dutch dating scene, the Shallow Man Guide to Dating the Dutch is available from and as both paperback and ebook. Dating advice and experiences Infamous blogger, annoyance and self-confessed Shallow Man. Simon is a British expat who has lived in Amsterdam since 2004. As well as writing this blog, Simon also has a YouTube channel of the same name, writes and directs videos and hosts seminars about life in the Netherlands. He also works as a content marketing and SEO specialist.
At least there will be no legal issues later about false advertising. Read our advice elements to make your profile as attractive as possible and find tips on how to break the ice. She has the kind of voice that people would pay money to sit as far away as possible from in a cafe or restaurant, and yet, there she is, on national TV. Yet, on Sol Zoekt Eva, the first meeting of the couple takes place after they have swum to the Island, and as well as standing in front of each other naked, they both have…. An example of this was my pursuit of a Dutch lady in Amsterdam, who in spite of the prime that she irritated the hell out of me, I continued due to her epic boobs. No buts, they are going through with it First impressions So Jorrit and Kathy meet, check out each others bits, and were pleased with what they saw. He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling dating naked holland exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places.